Disney Pixar Cars
HOT HOT HOT
VHTF
 and
RARERARERARE

Ode to Ebay

Read ebay listings all week long
doo-dah, doo-dah
They're mostly singin' the same ol' song
OH! De doo-dah day.

This Pixar Car, it is so Hot
doo-dah, doo-dah
Just try to find it, you can not
OH! De doo-dah day.

Yes HARD to find, but sellers CARE
doo-dah, doo-dah
We’ll sell this car to you, so rare
OH! De doo-dah day.

Pixar Cars Are HOT!
Hard to Find and RARE!
Oh A Jillion times in the Ebay hype
can't find 'em anywhere!

Well everybody wants the KING
doo-dah, doo-dah
So pay my price and I will sing
OH! De doo-dah day.

The green chick hicks and gold ramone
doo-dah, doo-dah
Now they're so hot they'll soon be gone
OH! De doo-dah day.

Buy this car tonight!
Buy my lot today!
Cause I bet my money I could sell it here
Somebody bid right away.

Movie Moments you can’t find
doo-dah, doo-dah
For a flat C-Note I’ll sell you Nine
OH! De doo-dah day.

Now shipping’s 30 bucks or so
doo-dah, doo-dah
The handling takes so much you know
OH! De doo-dah day.

But you can save if you combine
doo-dah, doo-dah
I’ll cut two bucks so don't you whine
OH! De doo-dah day.

Buy this car tonight!
Buy my lot today!
Cause I bet my money I could sell it here
Somebody bid right away.

Went to Wally with my pocketbook
doo-dah, doo-dah
I snatched them Cars right off the hook
OH! De doo-dah day.

For you I laid my money down!
doo-dah, doo-dah
Then drove straight through to another town!
OH! De doo-dah day.

Buy this car tonight!
Buy my lot today!
Cause I bet my money I could sell it here
Somebody bid right away.

Bought up cars in’a hun-erd mile strip
doo-dah, doo-dah
Spent a fortune on the trip,
OH! De doo-dah day.

Seller called me up today
doo-dah, doo-dah
And here is what he had to say
OH! De doo-dah day.

“That great big lot you bought from me
doo-dah, doo-dah
I’ll now sell you for $53
OH! De doo-dah day.

“It sounds too good but it’s so true
doo-dah, doo-dah
A special deal and just for you!
OH! De doo-dah day.

"Such a break for you!
I’ve cut a hundred bucks!
Just for you I make this deal
Can you believe your luck.”

Now my money’s sunk in a big mud hole
doo-dah, doo-dah!
Can’t touch the bottom with a ten-foot pole
Oh! De doo-dah day.

I need ol’ Mater, need ol’ Fred
doo-dah, doo-dah!
Cover up that hole where I stuck my head
Oh! De doo-dah day.

Cars they say are HOT
So HARD TO FIND and RARE!
Like Santa, Cars in Ebayland
Are damned near everywhere.

(Repeat ending until nausea stops)